Samus Aran Is Hot

Fellow gamers,

I great enjoyed this. Hopefully you will too. I wish I had those kinds of skills...

The beginning: If Halo was actually anything like that, I would be all over it. As it stands....not so much.

The middle: We all know who was going to win that.

The end: Loltastic.

Post credits: Fanservice.

I really wish a game could capture those hugely mobile, awesomely choreographed (but not) kind of fights you would find in The Matrix or Dragon Ball Z. Something like a cross between Ninja Gaiden and Spiderman 2, with huge but intricate environments, tons of crap to throw around and bounce off of at high speeds, and a massive array of ass kicking moves. Next gen, I'm looking at you.

Space Marine....IN SPACE,
Master Chief