Dancing Madly

Wartech: Senko no Ronde is easily the most impressive game I've played in a long while. Imagine you were playing a shooter. Y'know, Gradius or R-Type or The Guardian Legend or some shit, and dodging bullets and stuff...but instead of fighting an army of tiny ships you were fighting one-on-one with another player.

Holy shit.

Senko no Ronde has been compared to Psychic Force and Virtual On, in that they all feature one on one combat focusing on ranged weapons (and therefore dodging) rather than traditional close-range combat. But here is the difference: Senko no Ronde is in the style of a "bullet hell" shooter, where bullets are all-fucking-over-the-place. It is intense.

So here is the set-up: You've got eight characters, which seems small, right? But each character has two "catridges" that change their stats and their bullet patterns. It is remarkably similar to the Slash and Bust styles that the older Samurai Shodown games (...ok, so just III and IV, really) used to use. Each character has their main attack, a sub-weapon, and a dodge. On top of that there is a shield button and various barrage techniques, which require super meter and could be considered the "special moves" of the game. Note that when in-close, long-range attacks become melee. There is also an overdrive system, which upon activation burns off a player's health for stronger attacks.

And it gets crazier: At the beginning of a match, each player has two "B.O.S.S." stocks. Yeah, they turn you into a motherfucking boss with crazy bullet patterns to match. Even cooler is that the opponent can actually destroy your B.O.S.S. shell to put you back into normal mode prematurely.

When you are brought down to zero health you enter "vanish mode" where your hitbox becomes visible and you can only be hit once more before death. Even more importanly, though, if you use a B.O.S.S. stock you'll enter FINAL BOSS mode, where you are stronger than normal and have accsess to a final attack. However, if you are destroyed in Final Boss mode it is round over.

Even low-level matches basically turn into an exercise in when to use boss mode. If you try to wait until you are in vanish mode, the other player could just go into boss mode right before you hit the vanish state and finish you off easily. Shit is ridic.

So here is the thing, then: I'm pretty sure I did a terrible job of explaining this game, and I suck pretty badly at playing it. But it is such an awesome idea I have to keep at it, and if I ever get any of you in a room with a 360 I'm shoving my copy in so you can at least play it once.

Secret, Lost Review

Hallo,

Here's the second review. Unfortunately it did not get published due to a previously unwritten rule about the recency of the subject. Oh well, I think it turned out decently.

Every so often, a video game comes along that alters perceptions of what the industry can offer. Though flawed and not extremely accessible, the ambitious 2005 Shadow of the Colossus is one of these games. Released exclusively for the Playstation 2, it provides a welcome reprieve from the bombastic action-fests and endless sequels that have saturated the market.

Directed by Fumito Ueda of Ico fame, Shadow of the Colossus is the tragic tale of a teenaged boy named Wander who attempts to bring his love back from the dead. As the game opens, Wander and his horse Agro travel to a forbidden land where he beseeches an ancient deity to revive her. The spirit agrees, on the condition that Wander first slays 16 giants scattered throughout the countryside.

Before killing these colossi, Wander must find them by scouring the vast, open world. Much of the story is implied by the setting; it is felt rather than being told explicitly through overwrought cut scenes. Players are given unrestricted access to the entire map from the start, allowing the more adventurous to freely explore the terrain and discover its untold secrets.

Travel is aided by Agro, who can be summoned at will and makes getting around a far less painful affair than it would be on foot. Some players will be frustrated that the horse has its own AI and consequently does not respond directly to every input. In addition to preventing accidental cliff-dives, this makes Agro seem much more life-like and builds a stronger emotional bond with the player.

Without direction, finding these giants would entail unbearably dull, fruitless rides across the landscape. Fortunately the developers gave Wander’s sword the property of reflecting sunlight towards the next target, giving some indication of its location but not being too obvious about it.

Upon discovering one of the colossi, gamers must figure out a way to somehow take down the towering creatures using a relatively limited move set: Wander can jump, climb, shoot a bow and arrow, or stab with his sword. Success requires clever utilization of these abilities, as well as a sharp eye for taking advantage of the environments.

Essentially, each colossus is a gigantic, animated puzzle. Deciphering the best way to kill them can be frustrating, especially given the wildly inconsistent and sometimes misleading hints. However, the representation of scale is simply incredible and gives a real sense of David vs. Goliath helplessness. Finally toppling one of the behemoths is a powerful experience, simultaneously rewarding, exhilarating and deeply sad.

The game’s presentation deserves special mention, as it contributes to the tone and character so greatly. Graphically, the game is jaw dropping, creating an enormous, seamless, detailed world to the player. A muted and washed-out color scheme emphasizes the desolation of the ancient land perfectly, while helping to accentuate the importance of the colossus battles.

All of the numerous animations, from Agro stopping short to the giants shrugging off Wander, are fluid and believable. Motion-blur is employed to amazing effect, yielding moments where it is difficult to believe the game is not running on next-generation hardware.

Unfortunately, being on the PS2 does present some technical issues. The frame rate often suffers, even when there is almost no activity onscreen. This, combined with a schizophrenic, action-obscuring camera, makes it is quite easy to become disoriented.

As impressive as the wide open spaces are, Sony’s old workhorse has a lot of issues handling the large distances; it is not uncommon to watch an object’s textures being rendered while approaching it or to have map features suddenly pop into view. Considering the high quality art-direction, one cannot help but wonder how good it would have looked if it had been developed for the PS3.

Luckily, the console has no problems conveying Kō Ōtani’s soundtrack. The fully-orchestrated score does an amazing job expressing a sense of discovery and the tone of the ensuing encounters. Alternately haunting and rousing, it builds tension quite well during the early parts of the battle, then switches to more triumphant pieces when victory is near. Though it may sound like hyperbole, the music alone is worth the price of admission.

As early as the opening cinematic, it becomes clear that Shadow of the Colossus is something special. The subdued, elegiac story-telling, gorgeous aesthetics and deceptively deep mechanics combine to create an experience like no other. Though by no means perfect, it is difficult not to recommend, especially given the $20 price tag. Not everyone will appreciate what SotC offers, but any gamers looking for something a bit different owe it to themselves to check it out.

I know it is a relatively frequent topic of focus for me, but I think this pretty concisely sums up my feelings about the game. Thoughts?

Thy next foe is....
Snaaaake!

In Soviet Russia

Ohayo,

And it isn't even morning. I'm such a rebel.

So, you might have noticed a relative dearth of activity around your beloved TNG for the past month and a half and think to yourself, "Why do these gaming gods hate us so to starve us of their witty and insightful entries?" Basically, internet, it is because you suck and we've all moved onto bigger and better things.

Just kidding!

I have been conscripted to write reviews for a very local newspaper and since they don't steal my copyright away from me, our loyal readership gets to reap the benefits. Here goes.

Since the end of the 16-bit era and the decline of the American arcade, quality 2D games have been increasingly hard to come by outside of handheld consoles. Two-dimensional scrolling shooters, beat’em-ups and fighters have all but disappeared from current generation hardware, much to the dismay of old-school gamers. Luckily, Archangel Studios’ recently released PS2 effort, The Red Star, proves not everyone has forgotten about that glorious age.

The Red Star is best described as a Devil May Cry-influenced Gauntlet, crossed with a shooter like Castle Shikigami or Ikaruga. Based on the graphic novel of the same name, the game pits players against hordes of varied enemies, each type requiring different combinations of melee and ranged attacks to overcome. The camera adopts a slightly angled overhead perspective on the action, pulling back further to give a more perpendicular view during boss encounters. These fights generally take the form of shooters, forcing players to bob and weave through an arena awash with enemy projectiles while simultaneously returning fire. At the end of each level, performance is graded and the game awards experience points which are used to purchase armor or weapon upgrades. This allows for a fair amount of customization and lends the title some replay value; unless the highest rank is achieved every time, it is impossible to obtain all the power-ups offered to each character.

Speaking of which, The Red Star features three playable characters, each controlling uniquely enough to enable gamers to find one that suits their style, while also offering incentive to play through multiple times. Additionally, it has a robust two player co-operative mode throughout the entire campaign, which enhances the experience greatly. Unfortunately, a co-op game can only be selected from the outset, rather than allowing players to jump in at any point. While this is somewhat understandable given the upgrade system, the title benefits so much from having two people that it becomes an inexcusable oversight. Archangel should have included standard, usable characters of various levels so as to ensure that neither partner becomes deadweight.

Unfortunately, this is not the game’s only flaw. A story is unnecessary in an arcade-style, action-heavy title such as this, yet the burden of the license dictates that it must present one. This having been said, the plot is entirely forgettable and seems to otherwise exist only to mask loading times. The text interludes can be skipped, but the pauses between stages still break up the action too much. Levels themselves are overly long and numerous, without enough variety to remain engaging. These types of games are meant to be short, sweet, and hard, offering incentive to master the tight gameplay and steep difficulty through well-crafted encounters and excellent pacing. Unfortunately, The Red Star lacks these qualities, as well as the overall polish of an arcade classic or a game by Treasure.

Visually, the game is nothing special. The graphics serve their purpose without being distracting, and enemies are mostly easily identified on sight. The framerate holds up well with only a slight slowdown during the most intense battles, a necessity when the smallest movements mean the difference between surviving and having to restart a level. The game’s sound design is similarly utilitarian, with serviceable sound effects and music that barely registers most of the time. Despite these complaints however, the presentation does not really hold it back.

The Red Star unfortunately does not herald a second coming of 2D or the rebirth of the hardcore. It is however a loving, if flawed, homage to old action games and, at $20, definitely worth a look from beat’em-up and shooter fans.

How was that? Comments, as always, are appreciated. Sorry for the strange formatting, blogspot isn't cooperating.

Don't Tase Me,
John Kerry

What we've all been waiting for...

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/gamemode/wi-fi/wi-fi01.html
Nuff Said

Ahahahaha oh shi-

And here I was getting worried when, in three revisions, GG only introduced two new characters. Looks like Ishiwatari has got a lot of fucked-up left in him.

Are you ready to Brawl?

Well, August is coming to an end, and I happened to notice that we had a severe lack of blogs around here. To any of our readers, do not fear, we are not dead. Well, I can only talk for three of us, and I hope that the other three aren't dead. Anyway, I hope that there will be more blogs in the coming months than there were this month.

So now a post! Has everyone been keeping up with Super Smash Brothers Brawl? I sure have! I am very excited for this game. There's an amazing line-up of characters, some very interesting items, an amazing lineup of music composers and their music. Everyone should be very excited for this game, and should buy it when it comes out on Dec. 3rd.

It's Showtime!

MCMXC - MCMXCIX

What up, home slices,

Today, a list! Who doesn't love lists? We should beat them up.

10 Most Important/Influential Games Of The 1990's, In Roughly Chronological Order

Street Fighter II
DOOM
Donkey Kong Country
Super Mario 64
Final Fantasy VII
Starcraft/Broodwar
Pokemon Red/Blue
Metal Gear Solid
Half-Life
Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Right, so let me know what you think. Have I forgotten anything that belongs? Put something on that doesn't deserve such accolades? Lists are meant to be argued over, so get cracking. Worth mentioning that the last 5 games all came out in 1998.

Inflaming people everywhere,
Hideo Kojima